

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing Discovery Channel by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with Bite me, Edward.
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?
3. Tell him his ha
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"looking off into the distance...
reach into the window of your mind.....
...and dream."-me
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ela-tion [adj.]~joy,high spirit,happiness
ela[n]~makes everyone happy
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"Can we honestly say internal confliction is bad? Isn't that what builds the human psyche, and deems us human? Or shall we recklessly abandon this and return to our ancestral state?" -Aero
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"We have just witnessed a classical scene of what I'd like to call 'mis-directed rage', I believe the technecal term is called 'being an ass." - Shigure Sohma
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Arceus is proof that the Egg did indeed come before the Pokemon.
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